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04-Sep-2017 01:53

Why kissing is deemed so racy that it actually needs a sports metaphor is kind of beyond me, but I'll go with it. Third Base: Generally speaking, reaching third is all about hands in the pants. To me, oral sex deserves its own base way more than a measly grab.

Second Base: Rounding second involves copping a feel. If it were up to me, I'd include the whole feeling up business in first base.

This sequence of "running the bases" is often regarded as a script, or pattern, for young people who are experimenting with sexual relationships.

The script may have slightly changed since the 1960s.

shortstop: in baseball, the shortstop is the field position between second and third base.

So, in fooling around, shortstop is being masturbated by or masturbating your partner, as that's between feeling up and oral sex.

Kohl and Francoeur state that with the growing emphasis in the 1990s on safe sex to expand sex beyond heterosexual penetrative intercourse, the "home run" has taken on the additional dimension of oral sex.

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While this doesn’t directly pertain to sex, it is a metaphor in describing how to get to sex. It means to sit out for a second and catch your breath, but instead of saying that, high-school football coaches take that idea and appropriate the gayest phrase in the world for it.

Going to the full-court press can lead to that first date, or turning someone off.

You have to choose when to employ it or else you can get burned.

Even something as basic a concept as scoring has become one of the most commonly used euphemisms for sex.

So here are 16 phrases that apply both on the field and in the bedroom.

The best way to remember them is the four "F"s: French, Feel, Finger, Fuck.